F*ck the Christmas Tree Is on Fire! is Uiltje Brewing Company's bold winter imperial stout from Utrecht. This intense seasonal release combines German malt, wheat and sugar to deliver a potent 10% ABV experience. Roasted Jamaican coffee beans and cocoa create the beer's defining character.

Deep black in colour, it pours with a full, sturdy espresso-like head. The palate is rich and creamy, dominated by roasted coffee and cocoa notes layered over deeply toasted malt. The finish is surprisingly fresh and fruity, with a gentle warming alcohol presence that frames the beer's complexity without overpowering it.