King Dick from Dutch Bargain is a formidable Russian Imperial Stout at 16% ABV. This is one of the thickest beers available: a remarkable 35 grams of sugar per 100 grams of wort creates an exceptionally full, viscous experience. The brewery, located in Zeeuws-Vlaanderen, crafts characterful beers with an edge.

The flavour combines chocolate and vanilla with restrained bitterness (60 IBU). The beer balances sweetness and bitter notes, with a malty, intense profile. The texture is thick, oily and creamy – dense enough that some drinkers joke about needing cutlery rather than a glass.